A few ground rules.
Using the service
What Brandon Thinks is an independent AI chat analysis service at whatbrandonthinks.co. Use it only if you are 18 or older and have permission to share the conversation. Do not upload material you are not entitled to process or use the service to harass, threaten or discriminate against someone.
What the report means
Brandon is a fictional AI narrator. Reports interpret the text you upload for perspective and entertainment. They can be incomplete, inaccurate or miss context. A report cannot determine someone’s thoughts, diagnose a condition or establish facts about their character. It is not professional advice. You remain responsible for decisions you make using it.
Free preview and locked reports
The current release offers a free opening analysis and chat statistics after email verification. Full reports are locked and cannot currently be purchased. The displayed US$9.99 is a planned future one-time price, not an active offer to pay. There is no subscription and no payment is collected by this version.
Your content and privacy
You retain your rights in the content you upload. You authorize us and the service providers described in the privacy page to process it to create and deliver your report. Keep the private email link safe. You can delete your report from its page; retention limits and provider processing are described in the privacy page.
Availability
The first release supports WhatsApp TXT/ZIP exports with at least 100 messages, up to 30 participants, 25,000 messages, 800,000 text characters, a 10 MB upload and a 5 MB text transcript. Limits and availability may change. We may decline malformed, abusive or unsupported uploads. Contact support about processing errors or other concerns. Updated October 16, 2026.
Support: support@sherlock-search.org